I am music, and I write the songs

I usually never do these, but just saw this on ladygzb's and it sounded like fun:
Step 1: Put your media player on random
Step 2: Post the first line(s) of the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.

( Sing a song )

Oh, and for clevemire, its your ex-baby sitter making out with Heather Graham (from the upcoming Gray Matters):

Watch on YouTube

I did a little research on pathetic sad sackery, and hot sister is the recommended treatment

( Gilmore Girls )

( Ronnie Mars )

Heh, between work interruptions and my usual taking a long-ass time to write an entry, its turned into Valentine's Day. Well, isn't that special?

Oh, I had forgotten to mention the other day, when making the weekly call to the parentals, I got the whole, "When are you gonna give us grandkids?" speech, with the "you're our only hope since your brother sparkyboy is a fruit" addendum, of course. Heh, my mom was trying to use my grandma's age when her first grandkid was born (which would be cousin A, of couse. I'm still the first born male of this generation though, so if we were like royalty or something, I'd be like the heir!), but we quickly figured out my mom's not that old yet. Then she tried to use my uncle's age when he had A, but I'm not that old either. So, ha! There's still time. Of course, why does everything have to be on a schedule anyways?

( me, a dad? )