- 1st
- 08:01 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 04:41 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 12:36 am
(no subject)
- 5 comments
02:59 amI'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it
- 7th
- 08:01 am
Come battle me? That's a sin!
09:30 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
- 8th
- 04:18 am
looking for the missing piece, but it was never here
- 1 comment
08:28 am(no subject)
- 4 comments
09:15 pmdexterv('I just ate a tub of meat!') part deux
- 2 comments
- 10th
- 02:41 am
way deep down south well we play this game
- 1 comment
08:09 am(no subject)
11:11 pmI am a tobacco executive at TJ Boris
- 11th
- 08:54 am
(no subject)
- 5 comments
- 12th
- 05:25 pm
(no subject)
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- 13th
- 04:01 am
Dude, you just effed up your Ferrari!
06:49 pmAre you afraid of violence?
- 1 comment
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10:29 pmI'm in an evil butterfly costume, what age group do you think is gonna be attracted to me?
- 1 comment
- 15th
- 02:11 am
Codename: ReMax is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
07:23 amI don't want a conversation, I just want to cry in front of you
- 16th
- 12:05 am
(no subject)
07:58 amWhat an interesting smell you've found
11:05 pmI knew it!!
- 3 comments
- 17th
- 03:37 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
- 18th
- 04:04 am
Should i ask her for a dance, hold on, there's too many in her wolf pack!
- 1 comment
- 20th
- 08:15 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
- 21st
- 07:37 am
You're the cutest thing I ever did see, really loves your peaches want to shake your trees
- 7 comments
12:30 pmTimes are strange, we just got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane
08:58 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 22nd
- 09:19 am
This could be the very minute I'm aware I'm alive
- 1 comment
- 23rd
- 10:11 am
There'll be no one left when we set it off
- 4 comments
06:00 pmOn those Saturdays, when kids go out and play I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
- 1 comment
- 24th
- 11:28 am
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack, gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
09:01 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 25th
- 12:14 pm
But I am still thirsty
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- 26th
- 08:54 pm
I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it straight into your stomach!
- 5 comments
- 28th
- 11:31 am
Just like Aladdin bitch, get you anything you ask for
- 2 comments
- 29th
- 07:17 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
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11:25 amPaper, milk, a ghost!
- 30th
- 07:43 am
If I don't get to frickin' kill somebody soon, I'm gonna kill somebody!
- 1 comment
11:36 amYeah, that's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli!
- 31st
- 08:37 am
I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life
- 3 comments
01:39 pmromeo and juliet are together in eternity