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Mar. 11th, 2004 09:28 amStuck alone again, naturally. Dang, and I might have to stay late because I promised I'd help Todd out if Norm called in sick.
Owel, I am a moron. I was about to detail why, but then I realized I prolly shouldn't. All you need to know is, if you need to get to something behind a locked panel, try opening the panel first and seeing if its actually locked instead of spending hours trying to figure out how to get past the damn lock.
But I'm not the only moron. Seriously, who turns down the opportunity to come to the aid of a mad cutie in distress and drive her where she needs to go? I was so dumbfounded I almost fell into said hottie! Really! It was like one of those cartoons, where the character's eyes x out and they fly backwards into the air, mind blown from witnessing such ridonkulousness! Well, okay, I only saw it happen on one cartoon. It was this Dexter's Lab short where Dee Dee sits on Dexter and he's all "What do I look like, a stool?" and she replies, "No, 'I' looks like this!" and she pulls out a piece of paper with the letter "I" on it and Dexter is so dumbfounded that he flies offscreen.
In all fairness, while I knew she obviously needed one of the vans and that he had taken the last one, he might not have been aware. And its not like she was direct in asking for a ride, but that would have neem too ostentatious. I keep forgetting that its not always ojv('Man, its obvious!') Oh, and I'm not saying he should given her a ride just because she's a hot chick, if it was someone else it would still be the polite thing to do given the limited number of vehicles in the motor pool.
Anyways, that's how boring a day its been so far, given that I've written about the same meaningless event (twice!) And its not even "All in a Day's Work" worthy! Reader's Digest would send me no $50 check. Wait, do you get a check for those "Dear Penthouse" letters? Frankly, they sound made-up.
Oh, and I shoulda gotten a haircut this week, but it didn't seem long enough yet. Nut then if I don't do it this week, I'll have to do it the week after next since the eye surgery is next week. But then that'll be more than a month between haircuts, which would be weird! And I won't look my best and what if I end up bumping into Britney Spears at the concert?
Owel, I am a moron. I was about to detail why, but then I realized I prolly shouldn't. All you need to know is, if you need to get to something behind a locked panel, try opening the panel first and seeing if its actually locked instead of spending hours trying to figure out how to get past the damn lock.
But I'm not the only moron. Seriously, who turns down the opportunity to come to the aid of a mad cutie in distress and drive her where she needs to go? I was so dumbfounded I almost fell into said hottie! Really! It was like one of those cartoons, where the character's eyes x out and they fly backwards into the air, mind blown from witnessing such ridonkulousness! Well, okay, I only saw it happen on one cartoon. It was this Dexter's Lab short where Dee Dee sits on Dexter and he's all "What do I look like, a stool?" and she replies, "No, 'I' looks like this!" and she pulls out a piece of paper with the letter "I" on it and Dexter is so dumbfounded that he flies offscreen.
In all fairness, while I knew she obviously needed one of the vans and that he had taken the last one, he might not have been aware. And its not like she was direct in asking for a ride, but that would have neem too ostentatious. I keep forgetting that its not always ojv('Man, its obvious!') Oh, and I'm not saying he should given her a ride just because she's a hot chick, if it was someone else it would still be the polite thing to do given the limited number of vehicles in the motor pool.
Anyways, that's how boring a day its been so far, given that I've written about the same meaningless event (twice!) And its not even "All in a Day's Work" worthy! Reader's Digest would send me no $50 check. Wait, do you get a check for those "Dear Penthouse" letters? Frankly, they sound made-up.
Oh, and I shoulda gotten a haircut this week, but it didn't seem long enough yet. Nut then if I don't do it this week, I'll have to do it the week after next since the eye surgery is next week. But then that'll be more than a month between haircuts, which would be weird! And I won't look my best and what if I end up bumping into Britney Spears at the concert?
