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I'm a simple man. Its seems the majority of the time, I'm thinking about sex/girls or food. And I'm more likely to know about the latest entertainment gossip than current events. It seems all I ever surf for is stuff having to do with entertainment, guns, or cars.

I've said this a million times before, but surely there are more fruitful pursuits out there. Perhaps I should read more. Like the classics, mebbe delve into philosophy and strategy too so I can sound all well read and wise and stuff. Or I can work on my writing. There are a couple things I've been inspired to write about. I have some ideas for stories, short essays, and the like. I could compile a comprehensive listing of all my slang and sayings, and plant the seeds further to see if it pervades the language in twenty years.

remember walking

Cool, "A Walk to Remember" comes out on DVD two weeks from now. That movie totally kicked ass. And has one of the best soundtracks ever. (Yes, I am a flaming homosexual!) But seriously, that Mandy Moore is a piece of ass. For a tree.

And now for something completely different: Who does that guy think he is? The kiss-up! She's married, dude, give it up! And inappropriate regardless! Besides, if she's going to have an affair, its gonna be with me! Ha!