cravat emperor!

Things that suck:

1) cutting yourself shaving.
2) overly hot and humid weather. Its not even really summer yet! Its driving me gnuts!
3) not enough time in the morning! You know, so you can eat a nice hearty breakfast, watch the tele, etc., before you gots to go to work.
4) breakfast without bacon, sausage, and/or eggs. Hey, a cheese danish pastry swirl isn't too bad. But I want bacon! And maybe some scrambled eggs w/cheese. I still need to try it mixed with grits. Next time I go to IHOP. I'll order a side of grits with the breakfast sampler.
5) unsweet tea! Ugh! Gross! How can people drink that stuff?
6) dying of ennui.

bring me some heat, mon!

Okay, it is way too hot out there! Okay mebbe its not hot, hot. But its quite humid. Very uncomfortable, to say the least. But just had lunch with Krug and Andy at Junior's. It was cool seeing Andy again, he was on his way back to University of Florida from Cedartown. Talked about stuffs like his research using those MRIs to study the effects of certain activities on the brain. And since I'm about as mature as a teenage horndog (after all, I saw this cutie with some guy at Junior's and my first thought was, "whoa! Her knobs are huge!"), I suggested he start doing research on sex and seeing what parts of the brain light up in the MRI. But there are actually two-peep MRIs made for such research! Of course, I said he could just stick someone in the one person one and see how they react from getting a BJ. Ha! Which prompted a discussion on those internet real dolls they're (not him and the UF psych department, the industry!) working on, and how in the future, people will actually be able to have "real" cyber sex. So when someone is all, "Wanna cyber?", they can just hook those thingies up. That's totally crazy! And expensive! So this is the future of technology, huh? I guess they'll prolly even start making similar tech for those online shooters, so peeps can feel getting shot and recoil and wot-not! Next thing you know people will start plugging in all matrix like and next thing we know we'll be slaves to the machines!

methinks me paranoid

The voices won't shut up. And its way too quiet to drown them out! They can be so contemning. One must be mindful of their thoughts, but that requires eternal vigilance. But who really has that kind of mental stamina? They're bound to slip up eventually. Extend the timeline to infinity and the failure rate will extend to 100%. Failure is a sign of weakness though. It is, after all, negative. Though negative can be good sometimes, when it means lack of something bad. Conversely, that means positive is not always positive! Its almost paradoxical.

more pet peeves

Here's some for the cliffV('What's up with that?!') category:

1) People who drive their garbage with the bags on top of the hood or trunk of their car, instead of inside their trunk. What, they think their car trunk is too good for trash? They think they're so damn great.

2) Bad weather, when it causes you to lose satellite signal.

3) People who sit on the same side of the table at restaurants. I mean really, what's up with that? You're supposed to sit around a table. And yes, I still peeves me even if its a pair of hottie lesbians who are cuddling after some sort of workout and trying to convince the totally hot waitress with the cute ass to join them in a threesome. Its just so corny! You have to be that close to each other in public? Puh-leez!