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Happy B-day to me! Oh well, tried to chat with Liz and Dom, but AIM wouldn't let me sign on. Started going over old post archives and found some gems:

mark <mark@angband.gt.ed.net> wrote:
: John L. Kramer <kramer@flair.gt.ed.net> wrote:
: Well, maybe not for scrolls, but for a Grimoire, : or we could start stealing from the library and : get him to carry all the books, what was that
: dwarf's name? The one we took to see "The
: Eater of Cities."

Methinks it was Jeff Jariv or something like that.

: : Garosne: Hmmmm, a bone gollum, hand me the hammer of ass whuping caddy.

Isn't it Garsone and Golem?

: So, you've finally accepted the name. It's
: about time. Anyway, I came
: up with the idea, he's my caddy.

You should hire a midget to be caddy. Speaking of which, could the movie Willow not afford Tattoo and Webster? It seems like they had every other midget out there.

: Jender: Hmm, if I charge in with the spear using sprint, I can get +10, but if I use the sword, the wolf spirits will aid me with a +3 throughout the duration of the battle?

: Caddy: Yes, but the field appears to be crowded. Might I suggest the bow, with ice arrows.

: Jendar: Very good, , give me the bow, my good man.

I don't think a caddy would work out for Gladius.

Gladius, das-uber knight: Hey, should I run this guy through with my lance, or carve him up with my sword?

Caddy: There's not enough room on the field for you to go charging off on your horse, so I suggest you use the Emerald Sword(tm)

Kesta, das-uber hottie: Stop fooling around and take care of him.

Gladius: Yes, I'm sorry, dear.

Kesta: Don't be sorry, just kill him.

Gladius: Yes, dear.

Jendar: heh, you is whupped.

Garsone: Hey, baby, you wanna be with a real man?

Gladius: What did y'all say, I'll kick your arses.

(argument ensues. Meanwhile, bad guy's 50,000 friends show up)

Caddy: Oh no! What will we do?

Paederon: Did someone say fireball?

(land within 5 mile radius erupts in flame. Caddy, as well as 50,001 bad guys fall to ashes)

Ha! Yeah, no one reading this prolly gets it, but its a wistful reminder of the days of yore.

illegal!

Another from the archives:

mark <mark@angband.org> wrote:
: Geeves <anthony@angband.org> wrote:
: : Just reminding y'all.

: : Anthony "Teeny-Booper Heartthrob" Guevara

: So, you admit you were playing footsies with them.

Even if I "supposedly" did, it's a free country! If it's okay in Hawaii and Pennsylvania, it should be okay in the rest of the country.

--
The Ancient One, Gamma male, White Knight, the most humble bad ass!

Mark is of course referring to the time we went to see Deep Impact and I was sitting next to these giggly 12 year olds. Mark swears during the course of the movie, I was playing footsie with them! Hey, I'm a freak, but I wouldn't really hit on some pre-teen chick!