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TV commentary:
Scream Queens- An illuminating episode. So the Green Meanies try to kill the Chanels (well Chanel, 3, and 5) after Hoffel sets them up to work late. They fail of course, what with Cassidy knocking down whoever was trying to kill 3, and the Chanels get away.
So Hester shows up and forms a Green Meanie summit to get their act together. During the meeting, she asks who killed who. Cassidy killed the lion share of folks, prolly more than Wes and Hoffel combined. Its not surprising, since he's the original Meanie. We do find out it was Wes-Meanie who killed Chad and spared Zayday, since she was friends with Grace. (Which if she doesn't show up as a surprise bad guy in the season finale, I'll be disappointed) Also, I forgot Wes was also Hester's dad.
But yeah, Hester divvies up the remaining targets. Cassidy says he'll "take care" of 3, although the others are skeptical he'll actually do it. Hoffel will get Chanel- she and Wes argue about this, but Hoffel says "dead sister" trumps "daughter in a mental asylum". And as an consolation prize, Hester gives her dad everyone else.
Meanwhile, the Chanel's idol, Dr Scarlett Lovin (played by Brooke Shields) comes to the hospital wanting to do a show. She's a former Kappa and kinda a female version of Dr Oz (unless there's already a female version of Dr Oz on TV, if so, then a version of them). She heard about Brock's surgery and wants him to do another surgery to remove a 15 pound tumor from some dude's face for her show. It comes out that the Chanels are not real doctors, or even med students, and Scarlett changes her mind.
So they make a deal, if the Chanels take the MCATs that night and pass, then things will be groovy. Heh, they all do pass, though Chanel and 3 cheat. But 5 makes it on her own (and is upset that she wasn't included on the cheating, because they didn't know she could do it herself, so if she wasn't actually secretly smart, she could've failed!) and the show goes on.
Only Dr Lovin accidentally dies drinking a poisoned latte meant for Chanel. But the show goes on, and the producer likes the Chanels so much, the Chanels will replace Dr Lovin on the show. Needless to say, everyone else is kinda upset, especially the Meanies. They realize the Chanels somehow manage to fail upward, and with things to hot, Hoffel and Cassidy plan to kill Wes and make him seem like the only Green Meanie to get the heat off. Though Wes ends up killing himself rather than letting them get the satisfaction, but as far as the world knows, he was the Green Meanie.
Anyways, upon discovering his body, Munch faints, and the others are concerned. Also, they finally figure out Zayday is missing. Since Zayday was the only one who knew, and Brock wants to do tests, Dean Munch reveals she has Kuru and will be dead in a month.
Speaking of Zayday, looks like Cassidy has no idea his mom has her. Also, 3 tries to get him to stop murdering, and to confront his mom and tell her he doesn't want to do this anymore. But, he ends up picking his mom, to 3's disappointment.
Scream Queens- An illuminating episode. So the Green Meanies try to kill the Chanels (well Chanel, 3, and 5) after Hoffel sets them up to work late. They fail of course, what with Cassidy knocking down whoever was trying to kill 3, and the Chanels get away.
So Hester shows up and forms a Green Meanie summit to get their act together. During the meeting, she asks who killed who. Cassidy killed the lion share of folks, prolly more than Wes and Hoffel combined. Its not surprising, since he's the original Meanie. We do find out it was Wes-Meanie who killed Chad and spared Zayday, since she was friends with Grace. (Which if she doesn't show up as a surprise bad guy in the season finale, I'll be disappointed) Also, I forgot Wes was also Hester's dad.
But yeah, Hester divvies up the remaining targets. Cassidy says he'll "take care" of 3, although the others are skeptical he'll actually do it. Hoffel will get Chanel- she and Wes argue about this, but Hoffel says "dead sister" trumps "daughter in a mental asylum". And as an consolation prize, Hester gives her dad everyone else.
Meanwhile, the Chanel's idol, Dr Scarlett Lovin (played by Brooke Shields) comes to the hospital wanting to do a show. She's a former Kappa and kinda a female version of Dr Oz (unless there's already a female version of Dr Oz on TV, if so, then a version of them). She heard about Brock's surgery and wants him to do another surgery to remove a 15 pound tumor from some dude's face for her show. It comes out that the Chanels are not real doctors, or even med students, and Scarlett changes her mind.
So they make a deal, if the Chanels take the MCATs that night and pass, then things will be groovy. Heh, they all do pass, though Chanel and 3 cheat. But 5 makes it on her own (and is upset that she wasn't included on the cheating, because they didn't know she could do it herself, so if she wasn't actually secretly smart, she could've failed!) and the show goes on.
Only Dr Lovin accidentally dies drinking a poisoned latte meant for Chanel. But the show goes on, and the producer likes the Chanels so much, the Chanels will replace Dr Lovin on the show. Needless to say, everyone else is kinda upset, especially the Meanies. They realize the Chanels somehow manage to fail upward, and with things to hot, Hoffel and Cassidy plan to kill Wes and make him seem like the only Green Meanie to get the heat off. Though Wes ends up killing himself rather than letting them get the satisfaction, but as far as the world knows, he was the Green Meanie.
Anyways, upon discovering his body, Munch faints, and the others are concerned. Also, they finally figure out Zayday is missing. Since Zayday was the only one who knew, and Brock wants to do tests, Dean Munch reveals she has Kuru and will be dead in a month.
Speaking of Zayday, looks like Cassidy has no idea his mom has her. Also, 3 tries to get him to stop murdering, and to confront his mom and tell her he doesn't want to do this anymore. But, he ends up picking his mom, to 3's disappointment.