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Nov. 23rd, 2015 11:50 amTV commentary:
The Walking Dead- Its like, whatever, what did you expect? So Glenn's alive, big surprise! It went down exactly like I and many other people said, the guts we saw were Nicholas', and Glenn managed to crawl under the dumpster and create a layer of dead zombies around him to prevent them from continuing to get to him. And then either the zombies got bored, or Enid drew them away.
Hmm, with Glenn taking care of Enid as he took her back, being all fatherly and stuff, I guess she's Sophia 2.0, since Glenn and Maggie took over parenting Sophia in the comics when comics Carol killed herself?
But I digress, some people are all, "This is bullshit! People don't stay dead on TV anymore!" Yes, they do! People who we see on screen get a bullet to their head and are horribly ripped apart by zombies and stay dead. People who "die" in an obscure manner like Glenn, and the show does obvious things to make you unsure are of course alive!
The Leftovers- Heh, how very Lost final season of them! Kevin ends up in some mysterious hotel populated with people we've seen die on the show and he's an international assassin whose mission it is to kill Patti, which will apparently allow him to leave.
If only he doesn't drink the water. Apparently its like the river Styx, where you forget your life before you came to that mystery world. But Virgil, did, so he forgets. And I just realized with this afterlife thing and Virgil guiding him, it was a Divine Comedy reference.
Anyways, Kevin kills Patti, and then rises from his grave. Which, he conveniently "died" in a way that was ambiguous. Poison? Maybe it wasn't poison! But Virgil shot himself. If he hadn't drank, would he have been able to come back from a lethal gunshot wound?
Into the Badlands- Well, that's just rude! And short-sighted! I get Quinn doesn't want the secret of his tumor getting out, but in a post-apocalyptic society like that, is it wise to kill a valuable resource like a doctor?!
But hey, the Widow's pretty bad-ass. Which is interesting, because it sounds like the Barons have Clippers to do their fighting for them, but I guess she can prolly handle herself.
Also, I hope the Baron's son was totally unconscious when Sunny and MK had their conversation! It would be bad if he heard all that!
The Librarians Oh, that's kinda sad. I guess Flynn and Eve broke up? Well, they weren't really together. But since Flynn is a "runner" and Eve is a "builder", they're incompatible in the long run because he's always running?
Of course, Moriarity did sow the seeds of discord, even if he wasn't wrong. Anyways, at least the Library is fixed, presumably, now that the spirit of the library is back.
The Walking Dead- Its like, whatever, what did you expect? So Glenn's alive, big surprise! It went down exactly like I and many other people said, the guts we saw were Nicholas', and Glenn managed to crawl under the dumpster and create a layer of dead zombies around him to prevent them from continuing to get to him. And then either the zombies got bored, or Enid drew them away.
Hmm, with Glenn taking care of Enid as he took her back, being all fatherly and stuff, I guess she's Sophia 2.0, since Glenn and Maggie took over parenting Sophia in the comics when comics Carol killed herself?
But I digress, some people are all, "This is bullshit! People don't stay dead on TV anymore!" Yes, they do! People who we see on screen get a bullet to their head and are horribly ripped apart by zombies and stay dead. People who "die" in an obscure manner like Glenn, and the show does obvious things to make you unsure are of course alive!
The Leftovers- Heh, how very Lost final season of them! Kevin ends up in some mysterious hotel populated with people we've seen die on the show and he's an international assassin whose mission it is to kill Patti, which will apparently allow him to leave.
If only he doesn't drink the water. Apparently its like the river Styx, where you forget your life before you came to that mystery world. But Virgil, did, so he forgets. And I just realized with this afterlife thing and Virgil guiding him, it was a Divine Comedy reference.
Anyways, Kevin kills Patti, and then rises from his grave. Which, he conveniently "died" in a way that was ambiguous. Poison? Maybe it wasn't poison! But Virgil shot himself. If he hadn't drank, would he have been able to come back from a lethal gunshot wound?
Into the Badlands- Well, that's just rude! And short-sighted! I get Quinn doesn't want the secret of his tumor getting out, but in a post-apocalyptic society like that, is it wise to kill a valuable resource like a doctor?!
But hey, the Widow's pretty bad-ass. Which is interesting, because it sounds like the Barons have Clippers to do their fighting for them, but I guess she can prolly handle herself.
Also, I hope the Baron's son was totally unconscious when Sunny and MK had their conversation! It would be bad if he heard all that!
The Librarians Oh, that's kinda sad. I guess Flynn and Eve broke up? Well, they weren't really together. But since Flynn is a "runner" and Eve is a "builder", they're incompatible in the long run because he's always running?
Of course, Moriarity did sow the seeds of discord, even if he wasn't wrong. Anyways, at least the Library is fixed, presumably, now that the spirit of the library is back.