2nd
06:36

You remind me of the babe

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4th
11:02

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- 6 comments
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5th
08:44

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- 5 comments
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12:22

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- 3 comments
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6th
07:48

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- 1 comment

08:37

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7th
07:46

They must hate my gramps because they were all "Kill Whitey!" and I was like, what are you, alcohol?


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11:35

Its your face, its finished with soccer practice and needs you to pick it up!

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12:31

It doesn't mean he's going to become a vampire, only that he carries the vampiric germ

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10th
08:44

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- 4 comments

11th
12:15

But how are people going to know you're a stripper from Reno with daddy issues?

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16:49

I get the tingles in a silly place

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19:30

I teach computer age philosophy while my students would rather watch TV

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12th
08:51

you'll forget about me after I've been gone


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10:41

its like putting gas in a car you already wrecked!

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13th
08:51

There are 5 guys who make the best hot dogs in Atlanta

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13:26

Ooh, Appletini! When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?


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14th
07:52

(no subject)

- 1 comment
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08:55

Urath? What the hell is Urath?

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15th
18:13

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16th
16:11

What made a celeb punch a mentally challenged boy and his elderly wheelchair bound mother?


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17th
04:19

Who am I, famed Serbian astronomer Dulcan Banovich?

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13:51

My my, how can I resist you?!



18th
23:31

We're going to Asian Hooters!

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19th
18:30

Its a tangible thing you can point to and say, "I love you this many dollars worth!"

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23:35

That girl is poison!


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20th
08:23

marry him, your father will condone you

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21st
00:41

I heard it has both Keith David and David Keith!


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13:23

Do you know what's interesting about Matthew Fox?


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22nd
01:21

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11:02

End of Line.

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14:48

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23rd
19:07

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- 2 comments

25th
19:44

don't let me here you say life's taking you nowhere


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26th
11:08

(no subject)

- 2 comments
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27th
14:27

She calls it Bloomies



30th
16:20

You can't play adorable, you come off as snide.


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