I was going to wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us

[geebs]

So while Mercenaries mode in RE5 doesn't have Hunk and his neckbreaker, it looks like they greatly expanded the number of melee moves the character have. So what they do after an enemy is stunned depends on the context. And while it doesn't have the cool, smooth transition of Hunk's neckbreaker, the other characters have similar moves if they come up behind a stunned enemy. Chris will do a similar kinda neck break, Sheva does a throat slit, and Jill hops on their shoulders and does a neck break with her knees similar to Sophitia's B+G throw in Soul Calibur. And interesting, Wesker seems to have a hidden melee, where he runs and hits them with a flying knee like he thinks he's Tony Jaa.

TV commentary;

Secret Life- What's up with Adrian continually referring to her dad's wife's son from a previous marriage as "her brother", when she obviously doesn't think of him that way. Well, I guess part of it is to sound scandalous, but why does goody goody Christian girl Grace refer to him that way also. Its kinda creepy! Heh, I actually did find it kinda funny how everyone was all freaked out that they didn't get invited to the shower, like they were worried they did something to offend Amy, when it was just that Adrian forgot.

Reaper- Speaking of stepcest, while the whole Kristen unintentionally torturing Sock is hilarious, what kinda sister, step or no, sneaks into her brother's room in the morning for a "tickle fight" when they're like in their 20s? ccv('Inappropriate!') And really, she would go for a douchey loser like that Topher guy? I mean, who really does the rope thing on the dance floor?!

And interesting, Ben impressed some demon girl with his bravery, so now they're dating? She does look kinda cute in demon form.

SVU- Ah, interesting return of SVU. So is Greylek out and Cabot back in? But heh, so her being back is simply the drug guy died in jail and the IRA dude got extradited back to Ireland?! And they kinda reference Conviction by saying she's been out of Witness Protection for 3 years(!) now and she just never called? Hey, they coulda called her! But that just seems totally rude!

And much like the ep with Shark's daughter having an alcoholic mom, this ep they ridiculously only thought the kid was "a little slow"?! It was obvious he was totally retarded. Borderline my ass! I mean, as soon as we first meet the kid, its obvious there's something wrong with the kid!

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I think one of the cops said they'd called her a bunch, and she was like "every time I thought to call back, I just remembered... "

But that sneaky move they pulled where they called a guy as an expert witness just to get him on the record with evidence for another crime... that can't be legal, can it? Seems kinda wrong.