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I kicked him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth!
TV Commentary:
On this week's Lost, we find out what happened to the Frosties after Locke left but before the Oceanic 6 returned. We start when Locke was stuck underground because the well hadn't been dug up yet, and the show teases us about the four toed statue by having the gang see it in the distance from where they are. But then Locke fixes the wheel, and they jump again. But when they recover, their headaches are gone, and their noses are no longer bleeding. So they're unstuck and fine. They run into Daniel, who's distraught over Charlotte's death, and her body didn't jump along with them, so she's gone.
Anyhoo, they head back to the beach, where they happen upon some others harassing Michelle from 24. Well, harassing is an understatement, they had just killed her husband, and were about to kill her. Well, serves her right for having a picnic outside of the security fence. I mean, if you know there are hostiles out there, why the frick would you have a picnic in their territory. But Juliet and Sawyer kill the two others, but then "Amy" is all that was bad because now the truce between Dharma and the others is broken.
They get her to take them back to Dharma, but when they get to the security fence, they tell her to deactivate it, but she really sets it to stun and secretly puts earplugs in so when they followed her they get KOed. Sawyer had told the gang previously to let him do the talking since he was a former con man. So when he comes to, Horace is all, his companions said to ask Sawyer what's their deal, and he claims he's a Creole (Ah Gawantee!) ship captain and they were on a freighter searching for the Black Rock, and crashed onto the island.
Horace as all, good, now get out, and is ready to ship them off on the next sub to Tahiti, but Sawyer doesn't want to leave as he's waiting for Locke to come back with the Oceanic 6. He tries to claim they're missing crew members and are looking for them, but Horace is all tough shit! Luckily(?) Richard shows up looking for his missing men, and Sawyer tells Horace he'll talk to him, since it was he who shot the others, not Dharma. Now, Richard hadn't met Sawyer at that point, so Sawyer brings up the bomb and Locke and brokers a deal. He tells Dharma that the truce is still on, but they want Amy's husband's body.
Thankful, Horace says they can wait until the next sub in 2 weeks to give them a chance to look for their missing crewmen. Juliet was about to leave on the next sub, but Sawyer flirtily gets her to stay. Two weeks turn into three years, so now things are even for them and the Oceanic 6, its three years later for all of them, so that's convenient.
Anyhoo, in the three years, Horace knocks up Amy, and is getting drunk and tossing dynamite because he's all upset that Amy might not be over her husband's death yet, even after three years. But Sawyer takes care of him. Apparently he, Miles, and Jim work security, while Juliet is a mechanic. Amy goes into labor, and she's having a breech birth, so they need to do a emergency C-section. Sawyer and Juliet freak the geek out, because they know what happens to preggers chyx on the island, but apparently whatever causes that hasn't happened yet, b/c Juliet is able to help and Amy and her new son both survive.
Oh, and Juliet and Saywer are a couple now! They're living all happy together. But then Jin calls about finding Jack, Kate, and Hurley. Heh, he doesn't tell Juliet this though, he says he has to "take care of something", not giving her any details. And ha, when he was trying to reassure Horace earlier, he says this story on how he got over Kate. But when he sees her again, its obvious those feelings are back.
Damn, there's not a new ep for two weeks. And is it lame that of all the things I can't wait to find out, its how Jack and Kate will react to seeing Sawyer and Juliet together. I hope is interestingly delicious!
On this week's Lost, we find out what happened to the Frosties after Locke left but before the Oceanic 6 returned. We start when Locke was stuck underground because the well hadn't been dug up yet, and the show teases us about the four toed statue by having the gang see it in the distance from where they are. But then Locke fixes the wheel, and they jump again. But when they recover, their headaches are gone, and their noses are no longer bleeding. So they're unstuck and fine. They run into Daniel, who's distraught over Charlotte's death, and her body didn't jump along with them, so she's gone.
Anyhoo, they head back to the beach, where they happen upon some others harassing Michelle from 24. Well, harassing is an understatement, they had just killed her husband, and were about to kill her. Well, serves her right for having a picnic outside of the security fence. I mean, if you know there are hostiles out there, why the frick would you have a picnic in their territory. But Juliet and Sawyer kill the two others, but then "Amy" is all that was bad because now the truce between Dharma and the others is broken.
They get her to take them back to Dharma, but when they get to the security fence, they tell her to deactivate it, but she really sets it to stun and secretly puts earplugs in so when they followed her they get KOed. Sawyer had told the gang previously to let him do the talking since he was a former con man. So when he comes to, Horace is all, his companions said to ask Sawyer what's their deal, and he claims he's a Creole (Ah Gawantee!) ship captain and they were on a freighter searching for the Black Rock, and crashed onto the island.
Horace as all, good, now get out, and is ready to ship them off on the next sub to Tahiti, but Sawyer doesn't want to leave as he's waiting for Locke to come back with the Oceanic 6. He tries to claim they're missing crew members and are looking for them, but Horace is all tough shit! Luckily(?) Richard shows up looking for his missing men, and Sawyer tells Horace he'll talk to him, since it was he who shot the others, not Dharma. Now, Richard hadn't met Sawyer at that point, so Sawyer brings up the bomb and Locke and brokers a deal. He tells Dharma that the truce is still on, but they want Amy's husband's body.
Thankful, Horace says they can wait until the next sub in 2 weeks to give them a chance to look for their missing crewmen. Juliet was about to leave on the next sub, but Sawyer flirtily gets her to stay. Two weeks turn into three years, so now things are even for them and the Oceanic 6, its three years later for all of them, so that's convenient.
Anyhoo, in the three years, Horace knocks up Amy, and is getting drunk and tossing dynamite because he's all upset that Amy might not be over her husband's death yet, even after three years. But Sawyer takes care of him. Apparently he, Miles, and Jim work security, while Juliet is a mechanic. Amy goes into labor, and she's having a breech birth, so they need to do a emergency C-section. Sawyer and Juliet freak the geek out, because they know what happens to preggers chyx on the island, but apparently whatever causes that hasn't happened yet, b/c Juliet is able to help and Amy and her new son both survive.
Oh, and Juliet and Saywer are a couple now! They're living all happy together. But then Jin calls about finding Jack, Kate, and Hurley. Heh, he doesn't tell Juliet this though, he says he has to "take care of something", not giving her any details. And ha, when he was trying to reassure Horace earlier, he says this story on how he got over Kate. But when he sees her again, its obvious those feelings are back.
Damn, there's not a new ep for two weeks. And is it lame that of all the things I can't wait to find out, its how Jack and Kate will react to seeing Sawyer and Juliet together. I hope is interestingly delicious!