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geebs ([personal profile] geebs) wrote2002-05-31 09:18 am

baths

Who the hell takes baths? I mean, who has time for them? Showering is a quicker and more efficient way to get clean. But I guess baths are more than just a way to get clean. They're supposed to be relaxing I guess. But like I just said, they're too time consuming! Who has time for such frivolities?

[identity profile] chairman-mo.livejournal.com 2002-05-31 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Baths are better if you've spent all day doing something dirty and strenuous, like mountain biking or hookersex. They're pretty gross, really. All the dirt washes off you, floats around, then reattaches when you stand up. You have to shower anyways. I guess it's just what you do if you don't have a convenient hot tub :P

Girls like them because they put all sorts of shit in the tub and it makes their skin nice and soft. I also like them because they make girls' skin nice and soft.

[identity profile] geebs.livejournal.com 2002-05-31 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ida know, I think the constant spraying of the shower is better for getting oneself really clean after some dirty activity. And it seems to me using a bathtub for tawdry, salacious, and altogether lascivious activity is a poor substitute for a jacuzzi, hot tub, or even those big showers that those rich people have in their humongous master bathrooms.

[identity profile] chairman-mo.livejournal.com 2002-05-31 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'd never dream of getting it on in a filthy bath tub and pretending it was a jacuzzi. I mean that baths have the same effect on sore muscles/joints that jacuzzis do (and showers don't). Of course, hot water bottles can do that without the griminess. Who owns hot water bottles, though? My parents are the only people I can think of.

I'm a girl!

[identity profile] isabel79.livejournal.com 2002-05-31 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Baths are gross! The only way I'd take one is it the tub was scubbed clean before hand and there was something to cover the bottom or I was in a bathing suit or something. That's just gross. Ew! Just imaginging the kind of scum floating around makes me sick.

Re: I'm a girl!

[identity profile] geebs.livejournal.com 2002-05-31 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ah know, raht? The water's stagnant so all that stuff is just floating there. Like [livejournal.com profile] chairman_mo just said, you'd have to take a shower again afterwards. I guess one is supposed to lie in a mixture of water and "soothing bath crystals" to relax oneself, then actually clean oneself afterwards with a quick shower to wash all that yucky stuff off. But its still an indulgence that takes too long!