Magnate's Stronghold

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

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What's a Chocolatessen? It sounds delicious. nbv('I love chocolate! But I can't eat it, or else i'll get fat! But its soooo good!') And licking chocolate sauce off a hottie's boobies is prolly healthier/safer than sniffing coke off her ass crack.

As for a garage full of Ferraris? As Gogo Yubari says, "Ferraris- Italian trash!" Given me some Porsches, American muscle, and some riced out sport compacts with lots of glowing neon.

But awesome, a Jedi practice battle arena!

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Magnate's Stronghold

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