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Got to church 20 minutes early this morning to avoid the Easter crowd. Annoyingly enough, that wasn't early enough to get there before someone sat in my usual seat. There's hardly enough room at church on a normal Sunday, so I knew it was gonna be cray today. Sure enough, dozens of people ended up having to stand in the back. I guess they really do need a new building. I wanna say the current church can hold around 500 people, but that's just not enough even on a non Christmas/Easter mass. Because if the normal masses are that crowded, how crazy must the ethnic masses be? Anyways, I would make a comment about people who just show up to church on Christmas or Easter, but if everyone did go weekly, then I'd have to deal with this crap every week.
I was annoyed after mass, because I only remembered right as I was driving into the Publix parking lot that Publix is friggin closed for Easter. I was also going to get a samich and some cherry lime-aid at Firehosue, but they're closed too. WTF?! Not everyone has Easter plans or celebrates Easter, open your places so I can buy your shit! Ended up going to Burger King, where the cute cashier girl did feel sorry for me and my laryngitis. It was cute, she wondered why the hell she was whispering too, and kept apologizing for making me talk, like she asked me my name and was mortified when she couldn't understand what I said because she didn't want me to speak again.
And now for a complete tonal shift in this post. So, the Batman/Mantis on Fringe scene had actually been leaked on one of the geek sites I read earlier in the week. Only they didn't say what the scene was about, only that it was so horrifying. Heh, so when the scene started out with Fauxlivia hanging with the two Lincs, my mind went to her about to suggest a threesome with the two of them. I mean, obviously I wouldn't be horrified by that, but I can see how others might. But like, Fauxlivia's kinda wild and adventurous, I can see her wanting to try it.
But it has me wondering, when people hear me talk about devil's threesomes, they don't think the guys like do anything with each other, do they? Because its basically just picking a spot for yourself, because there's three to choose from! (I like to think of it like a roller coaster ride, where it just seems wasteful to send the car around the tracks when its not full.) And totally not gay, unless you share a hole. I also never understood the appeal of DV or DA, that can't be comfortable for anyone involved, unless they just get off on the depravity of it all. DV/A and DA/V even more so, because really, how is the chick not in tremendous pain, and for the guys the sensation has to be outweighed by the total awkward positioning. At that point, to me it just seems like desperation to stick it in something, because contorting yourself like that, would you know the diff if you were doing a fleshy mass as opposed to an actual woman?
Owel, I was also thinking, I've like seen a lot of stuff that I can't really unsee, and I wonder if that affects me mentally. I mean, maybe I'm giving people too much credit, but there are some things, its like, I can't even see certain people conceiving of such things being possible. Like if I described certain things to them, it would blow their mind, they'd be totally horrified. Or maybe I just don't want to imagine them being able to imagine such things, because that would horrify me.
I was annoyed after mass, because I only remembered right as I was driving into the Publix parking lot that Publix is friggin closed for Easter. I was also going to get a samich and some cherry lime-aid at Firehosue, but they're closed too. WTF?! Not everyone has Easter plans or celebrates Easter, open your places so I can buy your shit! Ended up going to Burger King, where the cute cashier girl did feel sorry for me and my laryngitis. It was cute, she wondered why the hell she was whispering too, and kept apologizing for making me talk, like she asked me my name and was mortified when she couldn't understand what I said because she didn't want me to speak again.
And now for a complete tonal shift in this post. So, the Batman/Mantis on Fringe scene had actually been leaked on one of the geek sites I read earlier in the week. Only they didn't say what the scene was about, only that it was so horrifying. Heh, so when the scene started out with Fauxlivia hanging with the two Lincs, my mind went to her about to suggest a threesome with the two of them. I mean, obviously I wouldn't be horrified by that, but I can see how others might. But like, Fauxlivia's kinda wild and adventurous, I can see her wanting to try it.
But it has me wondering, when people hear me talk about devil's threesomes, they don't think the guys like do anything with each other, do they? Because its basically just picking a spot for yourself, because there's three to choose from! (I like to think of it like a roller coaster ride, where it just seems wasteful to send the car around the tracks when its not full.) And totally not gay, unless you share a hole. I also never understood the appeal of DV or DA, that can't be comfortable for anyone involved, unless they just get off on the depravity of it all. DV/A and DA/V even more so, because really, how is the chick not in tremendous pain, and for the guys the sensation has to be outweighed by the total awkward positioning. At that point, to me it just seems like desperation to stick it in something, because contorting yourself like that, would you know the diff if you were doing a fleshy mass as opposed to an actual woman?
Owel, I was also thinking, I've like seen a lot of stuff that I can't really unsee, and I wonder if that affects me mentally. I mean, maybe I'm giving people too much credit, but there are some things, its like, I can't even see certain people conceiving of such things being possible. Like if I described certain things to them, it would blow their mind, they'd be totally horrified. Or maybe I just don't want to imagine them being able to imagine such things, because that would horrify me.
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