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The Evil Plan Generator:
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of New York. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Yeah, its just fancy madlibs. But hey, its an apt plan.
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of New York. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Yeah, its just fancy madlibs. But hey, its an apt plan.